“That’s gayer than poop on your wiener.”
- said by my dad while at lunch last week.
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“That’s gayer than poop on your wiener.”
- said by my dad while at lunch last week.
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Q: So you are awfully chatty today. Are you paying attention to someone else?
Junior: Sorry, just don’t have much to say.
Q: Are you deep in thought or something? Do you want me to stop bothering you?
Junior?
Junior?
Junior?
Junior?
Junior?
Junior?
Junior: No, I am just not talkative; that’s all.
Q: FINE!
Junior: Geeze!
Q: No really…that’s fine. No biggie
Junior: I really just don’t [...]
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1. Jeremy. I think this goes without saying
2. My piano. I try to play every single day.
3. Barnes and Noble. It keeps me well stocked in books and is the location of my weekly visit with my dear friend, Heather
4. Sugarhouse BBQ Pulled Pork Sandwich. Oh [...]
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It’s impossible to hear “Feel Good, Inc.” without envisioning you dancing are your desk. I have a few more really bad jokes, from my mom, if you want to hear them?!
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I know I should let this go but…Fuck You! You aren’t worth all 30 words.
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Apparently I have been tagged. That was what I used to yell out as my safe word when we would play TV tag as kids.
What was I doing 10 years ago:
I had been going to the U of U off and on, trying to get my art degree. However, I wasn’t very motivated [...]
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My brother and I used to IM all the time when he was in grad school. (Yes, he did graduate despite all my efforts to keep him at my educational level.) I came across some of the old conversations I had saved and thought it would be unfair of me to hoard these [...]
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So I have 1592 hits on this blog. As far as I know, I do not have 1592 friends or even people that I know. That being said, who else is stopping by? Who are you? Make yourself known. Come on, don’t be shy! Just a little hello will [...]
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IT IS POSSIBLE! I can’t believe it. I actually drank 75 ounces of water on Friday. That’s right! 11 oz over the recommended daily allowance. Did I pee like I have never peed before?! Most definitely. But at least now it looks like it came from an alpine [...]
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