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Pronunciation: ’ā-tē • ’tü • ’fif-tē
Number of hours I spent in the sun on Saturday, and now I am fried! Nothing says attractive like blistered peeling shoulders.
Number of times I have listened to the Main Street Electrical Parade theme song this morning. Man, this brings back memories.

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Cookie? Um….No Thanks.

Does anyone else find it mildly disturbing that one would have to reach their hand up Stitch’s ass to get a cookie?

If you were in my family, the conversation would go something like this:
Inquiring Person: Are there any cookies left?
Spransy Response: If they were up Stitch’s butt, you’d know.

Everyday Life – Mr. Potato Head as “Spudda Fett”

Out of all the Mr. Potato Head characters I have seen, this has to be the coolest one ever.

Let’s Talk About Vag, Baby. Let’s Talk About Pubes and Me.

Damn it. Now I am going to have that stupid song stuck in my head. As Badass Geek says, props to anyone who knows what I am talking about.
Jeremy and I commute to work which means that we usually have about 45 minutes to an hour to converse while driving home. Most [...]

Junior and Q: Take 7

Junior: Shit. Now I am deaf!
Q: Why?
Junior: I was listening to this Japanese news broadcast and had turned up the volume so I could hear it. Then, when I was done, I switched over to iTunes and blew the shit out of my ear holes.
Q: Hahahaha! You idiot.
Junior: Shit up.
Q: You shit up.
Junior: No! You!
Q: [...]

#27 30×365: People I Played Golf With Recently

Nine holes of golf should NEVER take 4 hours to play! You make me want to tear your arms off and beat you with them. PAY ATTENTION! GET YOUR ASS MOVING!

Aaaaannny Day, Now.

Remember that scene it “A League of Their Own” when Tom Hanks is peeing and does so for so long that they start to time him? That was me this morning. In fact that has been me on several mornings. One time Jer was telling me something and stopped halfway through his [...]

Holy Posting, Batman.

So I know this is my third post this morning, but I have a few things to share and they didn’t really go together in one post. Last Saturday we had a few friends over for Jer’s birthday party. Ryan and Ashley brought Rowan with them What a little cutie! I [...]

It’s About Time

I finally got off my ass and did a painting. Granted it took my sister requesting it and giving me a deadline to accomplish it, but I did it. Maybe this will inspire me to do more. We’ll see.

Everyday Life – Silly Self Portrait

I did this about 10 years ago when I was going to Westminster College. The funny thing is that this isn’t too far off from how I looked those days. Well, besides the fact that I didn’t ride a tricycle.