Right On Schedule!

Oliver Aiden Rocket Child was born November 25th at 5:53 PM.
8 pounds 9 ounces
20.5 inches long
We are madly in love with him and very tired. I will post pictures and a better update in the next couple days.
Thank you for all the well wishes and congratulations!

Everyday Life – My Coworkers Are Too Damn Funny

I came back from lunch today to find this:

You can bet I laughed my ass off!

Spransy Quote of the Day

“He’s a Hoyle Mohel!”
– Said by Jeremy after seeing the world champion card thrower cut a hot dog in half with a playing card.

Seriously. Come On, Already.

Why hasn’t he come yet? Why?
I am going CRAZY, I tell you. I don’t know if I have the patience to sit through another week, which could be possible, of not being able to hold our baby! Why can’t he be here, already?!

Everyday Life – Zen Goddess’s Idea of Rocket

When my friend, Zen Goddess pictures Rocket, this is what she sees.

I am afraid of how right on the money she might actually be!

In Which I Present My Random Thoughts in Bulleted Points.

I can’t concentrate. It’s so hard to work, knowing that this could possibly be your last day of having to work from the office
Holy shit, Sus. Focus.
If I hear one more comment about the stupid football game this weekend, I may kill somebody.
Thinking about having a contest to see who can guess the [...]

Is It The Green Wire or the Red?

Still no sign of Rocket. Everyday that I get closer to my due date (5 days, now), I feel like a ticking time bomb. I wish he would pop out, already. I want to hear his little squeaks and squirms from the car seat that is now in the back seat of [...]

Sus’s Superfluous Strangeness

Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work? No. But I have blown a Nintendo cartridge.
What’s the largest age difference between yourself and someone you’ve dated? 3 years.
Ever been in a car wreck? I hit my mother in law’s house with the car. Does that [...]

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Pronunciation: ’ā-tē • ’tü • ’fif-tē
Days (from yesterday) until my due date!
Number of hours spent playing Guitar Hero World Tour at work, yesterday. SO AWESOME!
Days until my various Disneyland specials will be recorded. Oh glorious Travel Channel, how I have missed you!
Amount of feeling yet to return to my [...]

Everyday Life – Check Out My Sweet Coveralls!

Mmmm. Tastes like pea green soup.