Everyday Life – Any Resemblance?

Me at age 5.

Rocket

We Represent The Lollipop Guild!

Apparently I have a small (heh heh) place in my heart for midgets. These are all the little (ha…ok last time, I swear) searches that have brought people to this blog.
crying midget – I think this person may have been looking for a cheaper alternative to an organ grinder’s monkey. Midgets also throw [...]

Spransy Quote of the Day

” If I roll La Chaim, you owe me five bucks.”
- said by my nephew, Rily, to my brother, Pete, while playing with a dreidel he found among the Christmas decorations.

101 Uses For Fruitcake – #69 (Heh Heh).

While we have yet to construct the annual gingerbread houses of doom, here is a little sampling of the holiday fun that is to come!

Everyday Life – Rocket and Me

Spransy Quote of the Day

Conversation that occurred after learning the name of my mom’s fellow teacher, Mr. Sprunt.
Dad: Isn’t that a feminine hygiene product?
Jeremy: Is that hyphenated?
Dad: I think it’s hymen-ated.

This Goes Out to LilSass

This is the look of someone about to shit their pants.

Christmas Confessions

First of all I want to wish you all a very Merry Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa…whatever it may be that you celebrate this holiday season. I am excited that we get to celebrate Rocket’s first Christmas so soon after his birth. Granted I realize that this holiday will be more for our entertainment than [...]

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Pronunciation: ’ā-tē • ’tü • ’fif-tē
Nicknames we call our son, in addition to Rocket.
Ollie
Ollie Poop
O Pants
Monkey (this is the one I call him the most).
Chicken
Honey Bear
Cute Little Fucker
Little Guy
Cute pictures of Rocket. I hope you people aren’t getting sick of these. I don’t imagine the photos and bragging are going to [...]

In Which I Make a Special Announcement.

Rocket rolled over for the first time, yesterday!

We are so proud .