Seven Hours of Pure Heaven

I would like to announce that, for the past two nights, Rocket has slept all the way through the night. (Cue massive choir of angels. HALLELUJAH, HALLELUJAH!) I had forgotten how incredible seven straight hours sleep can be. Shit. Forget incredible. It is down right fucking MAGICAL! I don’t [...]

Spransy Quote of the Day

Ok so not really so much a quote…but still worthy of the title.
Yesterday, I received this email from my sister, Jenn (aka Jennifer Jennifer Crotch Crotch). Have I mentioned how much I love my family?!
So yesterday I was making breakfast and Dieter was reading the news headlines…he said “10 killed in a Turkish [...]

Everyday Life – Oh For The LOVE of All That Is Midget!

Nothing it better than knowing that my blog was found by these four little words:
“three nippled ginger midget”
Amen.

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Pronunciation: ’ā-tē • ’tü • ’fif-tē
Days until Rocket’s 2 month follow up. Time to see if he is a healthy, growing boy!
Total BLOW OUTS that Rocket has had today. They were so nasty I almost took a photo to post. Almost. Really it was just for the entertainment and grossing [...]

A Little of Column A, Little of Column B

This was the busiest work day I have had in ages. Add a baby to the mix and you could say I am feeling quite frazzled!
Remember Fraggle Rock? Wasn’t that show awesome?!
Rocket HATES tummy time. Just look. And for the record, he pulled that little gesture on his own. He [...]

Everyday Life – Sydney

This is my cousin, Britney’s, daughter. She is 9 months old, and I got to meet her for the first time on Monday. I don’t know about you, but I would have a hard time not constantly chewing on those cheeks!!

It’s the “I Can’t Think of Anything Else to Write” Survey of the Day!

# Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
“The whole place looked as if the inspiration had been to spend a couple hundred thousand on the interior without looking pretentious, although that is no great sum for a thirteen-room co-op, of course. . . Imagine explaining all that to [...]

A Little Tribute For Our Little One

Everyday Life – You Don’t Need to See His Identification.

I found this picture last night in a box of old things. This was at a friend’s birthday party, when I was about six. If you can’t tell, I am the forlorn looking Jawa in the front left.

A Little Thursday Anecdote – by Rocket.

“Hey. How’s it goin’?”

“So get this. The other day, I am laying in my crib and I hear someone start gruntin’ and groanin’.”

“I know, right?! It’s totally sick!”

“So…haha!…then..heh!…I hear this guy…hahaha…completely SHIT HIS PANTS!!!”

“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SERIOUSLY! Oh man, can you even believe it?!”

“Oh. Hold up. Fuck. I think that was [...]