Jeremy: You’re such a mom right now.
Me: Why?
Jeremy: Because your like breast feeding and knitting at the same time.
Me: I’m a multi-taskin’ motha fucka!
Jer: Well maybe not quite so motherly.
Me: Why? Because of the multi-tasking?
Filed under: Spransy Quotes
I think it would be cool if Rocket’s first words were “motha fucka”.
He’d be the coolest kid around.
Whatcha knittin?
I am with Badass….ok, not really…anyway. My mom always swore when we were kids. You can’t be perfect now that you are a mom. That’s boring and who wants a boring mom? Especially a kid named Rocket!
Oh, dear lord, if swearing makes you less of a mom, I’m in serious trouble when the kid starts seeing a shrink and blaming everything on me and my potty mouth!