Everyday Life – Vagina

I know I said I wouldn’t be posting for a while. This is still true, but I couldn’t keep this from all of you. I thought I was going to piss myself. Be back soon!
Email from Zen Goddess:
Subject: I made my face look. . .
. . .like a vagina!

My Moon is Spinning

This week my post is in Moonspun’s house, so go check it out! She kicks major patootie. That’s right. I just said, “patootie.” So suck it.
On a sadder note, I think this will be my last post for a while. Sorry for leaving you so abruptly, but it’s time. [...]

How Well Does He Know Me?

I sent this survey to Jer and was shocked by how accurate his answers were. He knows me inside and out!
Where did we meet? Two trains collided and we each fell out of hobo’s butts.
Take a stab at my middle name? If I did your mother would be a fucking goner.
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Pronunciation: ’ā-tē • ’tü • ’fif-tē
Hours slept in a row by Rocket, last night. Oh sweet heaven!
More adorable pictures of you know who!

Number of new clothing items I bought last week. Eat your heart out, Ashley!!
Resistance I have to pinching this little behind.