“Maybe you guys shouldn’t have another kid. Oliver is so brilliant, it’s like he took up all of your good genes. If you had another one, they’d probably end up being a dumb shit.”
-said during a conversation with my mom.
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Something tells me I would really like your mom.
Oh my gosh, that made me laugh so hard. I miss the Spransy family!
…and the Child family, of course. That goes without saying.
That’s hysterical! On the other hand, every genius needs a sidekick.
Ahahaha! I think I just peed a little in my pants from laughing so damn hard.