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Number of mosquito bites I have on my legs. It BLOWS! Have I ever mentioned that I am illergic to mosquitos? Not deathly, or anything…the bites just get to be about the size of a small dog, on average.
Number of teeth poking out of [...]

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Numbers of times I have thought about blogging, but haven’t been able to get my shit together. Sorry, guys. I will be back soon.
For now, enjoy this incredibly “eat your face off” cute picture of my favorite little man, Rocket!

That’s right. He sits up by himself, [...]

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Hours slept in a row by Rocket, last night. Oh sweet heaven!
More adorable pictures of you know who!

Number of new clothing items I bought last week. Eat your heart out, Ashley!!
Resistance I have to pinching this little behind.

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P.M – Time that Rocket goes to bed now!! He is sleeping for about 9 hours a night, now. Fuck. Yeah.
Books I am trying to read at the moment.

I say, “trying,” because I seem to have less and less free time these days. [...]

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Days until Rocket’s 2 month follow up. Time to see if he is a healthy, growing boy!
Total BLOW OUTS that Rocket has had today. They were so nasty I almost took a photo to post. Almost. Really it was just for the entertainment and grossing [...]

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Number of chocolate chip cookies I ate today. That was a bad idea. Very bad.
Age Venice (daughter of Zen Goddess will be tomorrow. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MUNCHKIN!
Number of hours Rocket slept in a row, last night. Heavenly.
Things that suck about this picture of [...]

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Nicknames we call our son, in addition to Rocket.
Ollie
Ollie Poop
O Pants
Monkey (this is the one I call him the most).
Chicken
Honey Bear
Cute Little Fucker
Little Guy
Cute pictures of Rocket. I hope you people aren’t getting sick of these. I don’t imagine the photos and bragging are going to [...]

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Number of diapers I have changed already. It’s only 10:30AM.
Hours spent in bed cuddling with Oliver. So nice!
“Baby Blues” emotions I have experienced since his birth.
Joy – Check.
Exhaustion – Check.
Mourning – Check
Failure – Check
Sadness – Check
Thank god I have Jeremy. He has been so [...]

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Days (from yesterday) until my due date!
Number of hours spent playing Guitar Hero World Tour at work, yesterday. SO AWESOME!
Days until my various Disneyland specials will be recorded. Oh glorious Travel Channel, how I have missed you!
Amount of feeling yet to return to my [...]

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Days left until my “last day” of work!
Weeks EXACTLY until Rocket’s due date. Can you believe it?! Where the hell did the time go?
Number of days my right hand has had the “pins and needles” sensation. I read that some women can [...]