Junior and Q: Take 13

Junior: I am totally dancing in my chair right now! Hahahaha. So suck it! Q: Well me, too. Junior: Good! Q: And I can dance how ever the fuck I want because I have no beat to hold me back. So you suck it. Junior: Whoa! Goin’ solo, huh!? No beat!? I’m not ready. Q: [...]

Junior and Q: Take 12

Junior: Freaky picture! Q: Do you know what that is from? Junior: Watcher in the Woods. Q: Yeah!! I am going to have a Halloween party and we are going to watch that. Want to come?! Junior: Sure. Although, I may react adversely to the movie. I may shit my pants. Q: Me too . [...]

Jr and Q: Take 11

I am leaving you with a post from the lovely and eloquent Jr and Q (A.K.A: my brother and me, for those of you not down with hipness of my blog.) I shall return with glorious tales of sandy beaches and 13 hour flights! Until next week: This conversation took place during an intense round [...]

Junior and Q: Take 10

Q: Fucking finally! Junior: Fuckin, I know! Q: I have been bored out of my mind . Having trouble connecting today? Junior: No, I just got up and got in the shower. Q: Wooooo hooooo. You suck giant penguin dick. Junior: Which are still just about the normal size, when ya think about it. Q: [...]

Junior and Q: Take 9

Junior: I am trying to finish a stupid ass mother fucking god damn bitch of a journal entry for my Japanese class. Wow! I didn’t think I could use all the bad words in one sentence and have it make sense! Pretty good huh!? Q: Nice! Pulitzer Prize for Profanity, if you ask me!

Junior and Q: Take 8

Junior: A friend of mine brought over his roommate, this Korean girl, to game night last night. She was fucking HOT! Q: What was her name? Junior: Chang. Q: Cute. Junior: Or Chung. Q: Hahaha! Junior: Something like that. Q: Or Ching Chang Wing Wang Wong. Junior: Or Ching Chang Bang Mi. Q: Everybody wang [...]

Junior and Q: Take 7

Junior: Shit. Now I am deaf! Q: Why? Junior: I was listening to this Japanese news broadcast and had turned up the volume so I could hear it. Then, when I was done, I switched over to iTunes and blew the shit out of my ear holes. Q: Hahahaha! You idiot. Junior: Shit up. Q: [...]

Junior and Q: Take 6

This installment of Jr and Q is dedicated to Lil Sass of Don’t Get Me Started. Brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 69 Junior: The re re wasn’t prepared, so I told her to stick it. Q: Who? Junior: I was supposed to help this girl prepare for her [...]

Junior and Q: Take 5

Junior: How was golfing? Q: The whole thing is a fucking free for all. Junior: Hahahahaha really? Q: They don’t make tee times. If the tee box is open and you are ready, you just go. Junior: I would think women would like balls flying all over the place. Q: Haha Junior: Oh, that isn’t [...]

Junior and Q: Take 4

Junior: There is this girl sitting across from me in the foyer, here, and she laughs just like that weezing sort of, come on spit it out you Mofo, kind of laugh. It’s really bugging me. Q: Go pound her on the back and say, “Oh sorry. . . I thought you were choking.” And [...]