The Yes’s, Nos, Maybes, and It’s None of Your Damn Businesses

THE CANS:
Can you blow a bubble?
Yes, with gum, spit, and soap, but not with tar, meatloaf, shoestrings, or llamas.
Can you dance?
I could once, but then I became so fed up with rhythm.
Can you do a cart wheel?
With or without hands?
Can you tie a cherry stem with your tongue?
Probably. I’ve never tried.
Can you touch your [...]

44 Random

1. Do you like blue cheese?
In the trash, yes. In my mouth, no.
2. Have you ever been drunk?
Yes, but that was a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away.
3. Do you own a gun?
I owned a hot glue gun, once.
4. What flavor of Kool Aid was your favorite?
The kind that required the [...]

How Well Does He Know Me?

I sent this survey to Jer and was shocked by how accurate his answers were. He knows me inside and out!
Where did we meet? Two trains collided and we each fell out of hobo’s butts.
Take a stab at my middle name? If I did your mother would be a fucking goner.
Do I [...]

Friday Fidgeting

While I am trying to get reconnected with work, I figured I would play this little game.
1 – Go to “wikipedia.” Hit “random… Read More”
or click http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
The first random wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.
2 – Go to “Random quotations”
or click http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
The last four or five words of the very last [...]

What’s In a Name

I stole this from my lovely friend, Heather, of Zen Goddess fame.
1. YOUR SPY NAME (middle name and current street name)
Diane Thomas
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME (grandfather/mother on your dad’s side and your favorite candy):
Corrine Butterfinger
3. YOUR RAP NAME (first initial of first name and first 3,4 or 5 letters of your last [...]

It’s a Two Tag Thursday!

Thank heavens for memes! As you may have noticed from my week long hiatus, I am having a blogging block. So in order to get the creative juices flowing here are a couple of memes from two of my lovely friends.
My friend Ashley tagged me for this fun photo meme about housekeeping [...]

It’s the “I Can’t Think of Anything Else to Write” Survey of the Day!

# Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
“The whole place looked as if the inspiration had been to spend a couple hundred thousand on the interior without looking pretentious, although that is no great sum for a thirteen-room co-op, of course. . . Imagine explaining all that to [...]

A Disgraceful Interview

I decided to play along in the creative meme being passed around by Miss Grace. She has sent me a few provocative and soul searching questions to answer in a mini interview. I know you are all dying to hear the answers, so……ready…..go!
1. What do you miss the most about your pre-baby [...]

Christmas Confessions

First of all I want to wish you all a very Merry Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa…whatever it may be that you celebrate this holiday season. I am excited that we get to celebrate Rocket’s first Christmas so soon after his birth. Granted I realize that this holiday will be more for our entertainment than [...]

Say What?!

That’s right, folks! It’s time for the monthly “What The Hell Could She Possibly Reveal About Herself Now Holiday Questionaire Extravaganza!”
Please submit a question regarding something you are dying to know about me…or about anything really. I will answer them all!
And as an added bit of fun for today, here is a [...]