Spransy Quote of the Weekend – Portland Style

This weekend Jeremy, my parent’s, and I went to Portland. These are some of the choice things heard during that trip.
*Said while driving into the parking lot of our hotel*
Mom: Get out of the way, dickhead.
Dad: Sir, your head looks like a dick.
*Said while on the way to The Grotto, The National Sanctuary of [...]

Spransy Quote of the Day

Jeremy: You’re such a mom right now.
Me: Why?
Jeremy: Because your like breast feeding and knitting at the same time.
Me: I’m a multi-taskin’ motha fucka!
Jer: Well maybe not quite so motherly.
Me: Why? Because of the multi-tasking?

Spransy Quote of the Day

Ok so not really so much a quote…but still worthy of the title.
Yesterday, I received this email from my sister, Jenn (aka Jennifer Jennifer Crotch Crotch). Have I mentioned how much I love my family?!
So yesterday I was making breakfast and Dieter was reading the news headlines…he said “10 killed in a Turkish [...]

Spransy Quote of the Day

Jenn: So Fabian and Dieter have this gag dildo…
Jeremy: Yeah…not a good word to describe that…
Said during Jenn’s attempt at telling a story about an ongoing practical joke among her friends.

Spransy Quote of the Day

” If I roll La Chaim, you owe me five bucks.”
- said by my nephew, Rily, to my brother, Pete, while playing with a dreidel he found among the Christmas decorations.

Spransy Quote of the Day

Conversation that occurred after learning the name of my mom’s fellow teacher, Mr. Sprunt.
Dad: Isn’t that a feminine hygiene product?
Jeremy: Is that hyphenated?
Dad: I think it’s hymen-ated.

Spransy Quote of the Day

“He’s a Hoyle Mohel!”
– Said by Jeremy after seeing the world champion card thrower cut a hot dog in half with a playing card.

Spransy Quote of the Day

“It will all work out fine. I have loved you kids, and your retardedness, all your lives.”
Said to me by my mom during a conversation about worries I have on occasion about Rocket being a healthy child.

Spransy Quote of the Day

I don’t actually remember what the conversation was that resulted in this, but I love how this illustrates the kind of relaxed, humourous relationship between Jeremy and my dad. I was reminded of this by the last line of Miss Grace’s post, today.
Jeremy: Why don’t you go fuck yourself?!
Dad: Well that doesn’t sound [...]

Spransy Quote of the Day

* This conversations ensued when my nephew came out wearing a ridiculous pumpkin-faced sweater he found in our grandma’s costume bin.*
Dad: What does the “O” stand for in Jack O’ Lantern? Probably Oliver. Jack Oliver Lantern.
Jeremy: You’re gonna jack all over what?