Spransy Quote of the Day

“Maybe you guys shouldn’t have another kid. Oliver is so brilliant, it’s like he took up all of your good genes. If you had another one, they’d probably end up being a dumb shit.” -said during a conversation with my mom.

What the Fuck?

I had a really disturbing dream last night and I can’t seem to shake it. I don’t recall exactly where we (Ollie and me) were in my dream, but we were outdoors somewhere near a dumpster. Oliver decided it would be a brilliant idea to huck all of his toys into the trash and before [...]

In Which I Ponder the Loss of Brain Cells

I think having a child has had an unfortunate affect (effect? see I can’t even remember which one would be the proper usage) on my brain. I can’t seem to remember shit. I used to be able to state facts and figures on a variety of topics, quote movie lines like I was reciting my [...]

Listography – Because I Don’t Want to Forget

Oliver can now mimic the sounds for the following animals, people, or items: cow, horse, sheep, fish, shark (he sings the theme to Jaws, hilarious!), chicken, duck, car, train, clock, The Count (ah ah ah!), Cookie Monster, bird, a cowboy (YEEE HAA!!), owl, tiger, lion, monkey, various monsters, and his daddy’s butt (pppttthhh). Oliver says [...]

This Could Possibly Be the Cutest Picture, Ever.

Everyday Life (Flashback) – First Camping Trip July 2009

I had to post this. I can’t believe this is the same kid.

Everyday Life – Spring Time and The Love of Boobs.

Thank you to Heather for the photos and the great day!

Everyday Life: Time Passing

Then: Now: My baby is turning into a little man.

This Afternoon

Listening to: Oliver play in his room. Loving: My new ability to text message! (Just for clarification, I understand the concept and know how to text message, I just didn’t have a text messaging plan until now.) Also, that Oliver insists on holding my hand when he reads his books. Laughing At: Making: Coffee. Lots [...]

Everyday Life – CAARRRSS!!!

This lovely photo was taken by my new friend, Dawni. She is very kick ass and a talented photographer. This is the most recent photograph of Rocket. He LOVES his cars. Can you believe how grown up he is?! I can’t.