Spransy Quote of the Day

“Maybe you guys shouldn’t have another kid. Oliver is so brilliant, it’s like he took up all of your good genes. If you had another one, they’d probably end up being a dumb shit.” -said during a conversation with my mom.

Half An Elephant’s Gestational Period.

Nine months. That’s how long it has been since I was posting regularly. Nine whole months! Hmmm, which means that Ollie was only 17 months old when I stopped. Do you realize how much can happen with a kid in that time frame? MInd-boggling growth!! He went from a teetering, tentative toddler, who could recall [...]

Show me that smile again. (Show me that smile) Don’t waste another minute on your cryin’.

The other day while having coffee with my dear friends, Rachel and Dawni, we got on the topic of the new season of Dancing with the Stars. Now while I have never been a fan of this show, I had to admit that I am totally stoked that the Karate Kid himself is going to [...]

Sthemi-Charmed Kind of Life, Baby!

Scene: Watching a Third Eye Blind concert on t.v. Me: I can never take this guy seriously, because of his stupid lisp. Jer: *as if sharing an interesting tidbit of information* Well I think he’s totally gay. Me: *laughing at Jer* No, I think he just has a speech impediment. Jer: *in all seriousness* You [...]

The BEST Thing I Have Seen In Weeks!

This. Is. Fucking. Genius! I, seriously, peed my pants.

Everyday Life – Vagina

I know I said I wouldn’t be posting for a while. This is still true, but I couldn’t keep this from all of you. I thought I was going to piss myself. Be back soon! Email from Zen Goddess: Subject: I made my face look. . . . . .like a vagina!

Spransy Quote of the Day

Jeremy: You’re such a mom right now. Me: Why? Jeremy: Because your like breast feeding and knitting at the same time. Me: I’m a multi-taskin’ motha fucka! Jer: Well maybe not quite so motherly. Me: Why? Because of the multi-tasking?