Not Like Riding A Bike At All.

I thought I would be able to just pick up right where I left off, but I have had the hardest time thinking about what I would write about. I started off thinking I would use one of my favorite things, the blog meme. But then I thought, no, Sus, you do those too much. [...]

Because You Don’t Already Know Enough About Me

81 Things You Didn’t Know About Me Until You Read This: What Color Is Your Toothbrush? Blue and Green Name One Person That Made You Smile Today? Mr. Oliver Poopface Rocket Butt Man What were you doing this morning at 8? Attempting to tidy up the house. What Were You Doing 45 Minutes Ago? Dishes [...]

Serious slacker.

So over a YEAR AGO , I posted a little tag game that included creating some sort of gift for the first five who left a comment. I haven’t thought about it since. (I know, pathetic.) But I am trying to be better at following through and accomplishing what I say I am going to [...]

Whatchoo Talkin’ Bout, Meme?

This is the last cop out post, I swear. I know that I need to get back to really posting something of more worth than these silly questionnaires. That will be my goal for this month; to write and least one meaningful thing each week. But for now you will just have to put up [...]

Fifty! It’s Half of One Hundred.

1. What do you add to your coffee? It’s rare that I have straight up coffee. Usually I have one of those incredibly overpriced, crack sugar laced beverages like a white chocolate peppermint mocha. But if and when I do have coffee, I turn it into something similar to the aforementioned drink with half n [...]

Your Aunt Becky Has Some Questions For You!

Yes, it’s true! Aunt Becky from Mommy Wants Vodka is interviewing each and every lovely reader willing to answer her. So, of course, I am playing along. But wait! There’s more! She is also giving away a book to a random person who participates in the interviewing process. Are you telling me that I get [...]

In Which I Steal for My Own Entertainment.

Call me a klepto, but I just stole my titling style from Badass Geek and I am now going to steal an idea for a post from Maggie over at Mind of a Mad Woman. It’s alright, though. They’re cool. It’s been a while since I entertained you with one of these zany surveys. (That’s [...]

For Today

* I stole this idea from Ali Edwards. She’s a creative lady, she is. Not because of this post, per se, but all of the other marvelous things she does.* For Today : October 16th Outside my window…view of the mountains, kids walking to and from school, horses in the field across the way. I [...]

The Yes’s, Nos, Maybes, and It’s None of Your Damn Businesses

THE CANS: Can you blow a bubble? Yes, with gum, spit, and soap, but not with tar, meatloaf, shoestrings, or llamas. Can you dance? I could once, but then I became so fed up with rhythm. Can you do a cart wheel? With or without hands? Can you tie a cherry stem with your tongue? [...]

44 Random

1. Do you like blue cheese? In the trash, yes. In my mouth, no. 2. Have you ever been drunk? Yes, but that was a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away. 3. Do you own a gun? I owned a hot glue gun, once. 4. What flavor of Kool Aid was your [...]