#12 30×365: Corriney-Baby

You are the coolest grandma in the free world. What other grandma will repeat the dirty things you ask her to say, and then laugh her head off about it?!

ROCK YOU LIKE A CUPICAKE!

That is what Annie and Amber tried to name their Guitar Hero III cop-op band over the weekend. Unfortunately it was too many characters, so it ended up being “Rock You Like a Cup,” which is funnier in my opinion. The name is based on “Rock You Like a Hurricane” by the Scorpions, which Annie desperately begs us to let her play whenever she is up at our house. We have a VERY STRICT no Scorpions rule at our home for many reasons, but mainly: A) The Scorpions suck ass. and 2) The Scorpions SUCK ASS. She constantly tries to sneak the song into play, but Jeremy is like a hawk with the remote and will mute it before the song even begins. Annie is so STUBBORN, that she will play the song while it is on mute, but will try to sing the song herself to keep track of where she is. The problem with this is that she only knows the line “Rock you like a hurricane, ” which she sings, repeatedly. HILARIOUS!!

Annie also delighted us with her imitation of Santa Fe from Newsies. I thought I was going to pee myself!! If you haven’t had the pleasure of watching this Disney Classic, please enjoy:

Sadly, I do not have the Santa Fe stylings of Annie Traynor on video. But then again, I think she would kill me if I posted that.

Disney Like You Have Never Seen Before.

Seriously…I am speechless.

At least some things Disney does are still helpfully educational, in a 1950’s mentality sort of way.

#11 30X365: Jennifer Jennifer Crotch Crotch

Only you could use a natural phenomena as a means to get out of a speeding ticket! Ummm, Officer? GRAVITY! I wish you lived closer than Connecticut. I miss you!

Everyday Life – Runnin’ Fools

Congratulations to Ashley and Annie! Way to go!!

HE’S HERE!

Ryan and Ashley’s son was born at about 9PM last night. I am so excited to go visit them at the hospital today. They are going to be such amazing parents!!

Congratulations, you two! We sure do love you!


Addition:

Just saw them at lunch, today. He is spectacular!! And now I smell like a new born baby :).

#10 30×365: Jack

I am sorry I never had the chance to know you. I often wonder what you would have been like as a grandfather. Would I have been afraid of you?

#9 30×365: Karey

I always dreamed that we would be friends one day. Why wouldn’t I look up to my big sister? I am happy for you and all your success. Love you.

Everyday Life – Shuffle

MP3 Game

I stole this from Erica. She doesn’t know I read her blog, but I totally do.

Directions: Put your music player on shuffle. Press forward for each question. Use the song title as the answer to the question. No cheating.

How am I feeling today? Our Lawyers Made Us Change the Name of This Song So We Wouldn’t Get Sued – Fall Out Boy.
Will I get far in life? Saddest Girl Story – The Starting Line
How do my friends see me? In My Heart – Moby
When will I get Married? When Your Mind’s Made Up – Glen Hansard & Marketa Irglova (I am already married, but I still had to see what song would come up. So perfect!)
What’s my theme song? Heliotropic – Failure
What is the story of my life? Eat The Menu – Sugarcubes
How can I get ahead in life? +81 – Deerhoof
What is my best feature? Wired – Scott Vestal
How is today going to be? Twilight – Stephenie Meyer
What is in store for this weekend? Signal to Noise – Peter Gabriel
What is my life like at the moment? Maggie’s Farm – Silvertide
What song describes my secrets? To Have and To Hold – Colin Hay
What is my current lover like? Sunday Morning Song – Howie Day
What song will they play at my funeral? I Just Called To Say I Love You featuring Raul Midon – Herbie Hancock
How does the world see me? Spring – Thomas Newman “Little Women”
Will I have a happy life? Better Luck – Scissor Sisters
What do my friends really think of me? Honestly Now (Safety’s Just Danger…Out of Place) – Harry Connick, Jr.
Do people secretly lust after me? Omaha – Counting Crows (not really sure what this means…)
Will I accomplish my goals in life? Track 08 – Win Wan Tsau
How do I treat others? You’re So Last Summer – Taking Back Sunday

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8.jpg Number of crafty projects I completed over the weekend. Here is one of them.

2.jpg Number of friends I have running in the Salt Lake City Marathon this weekend. Way to go Annie and Ashley! You two are amazing!

5.jpg Number of hours I spent in training today. Also the number of times I thought about killing myself while in these meetings. AAAAAAAARRRRRGGHH.

0.jpg Number of text messages I have received telling me that the kid is finally here. Come on, Ashley! PUSH HARDER!!