Right On Schedule!

Oliver Aiden Rocket Child was born November 25th at 5:53 PM.

8 pounds 9 ounces
20.5 inches long

We are madly in love with him and very tired. I will post pictures and a better update in the next couple days.

Thank you for all the well wishes and congratulations!

Everyday Life – My Coworkers Are Too Damn Funny

I came back from lunch today to find this:

You can bet I laughed my ass off!

Spransy Quote of the Day

“He’s a Hoyle Mohel!”

– Said by Jeremy after seeing the world champion card thrower cut a hot dog in half with a playing card.

Seriously. Come On, Already.

Why hasn’t he come yet? Why?

I am going CRAZY, I tell you. I don’t know if I have the patience to sit through another week, which could be possible, of not being able to hold our baby! Why can’t he be here, already?!

Everyday Life – Zen Goddess’s Idea of Rocket

When my friend, Zen Goddess pictures Rocket, this is what she sees.

I am afraid of how right on the money she might actually be!

In Which I Present My Random Thoughts in Bulleted Points.

  • I can’t concentrate. It’s so hard to work, knowing that this could possibly be your last day of having to work from the office
  • Holy shit, Sus. Focus.
  • If I hear one more comment about the stupid football game this weekend, I may kill somebody.
  • Thinking about having a contest to see who can guess the birth weight, length, and date/time of arrival for Rocket.
  • Why am I thinking about a contest? I have other shit I should be concentrating on.
  • But doesn’t a contest sound fun?!
  • I wish Rocket was here.
  • I keep doing a double take when I walk up to our car. I am still not used to the carseat in there.
  • I have been holding off on eating this chocolate cake donut. I cannot wait any longer!!
  • Only 3 hours left of the work day. Can she focus enough to get everything done? CLEARLY NOT!
  • Can I please just go home and hang out with Jeremy?

Is It The Green Wire or the Red?

Still no sign of Rocket. Everyday that I get closer to my due date (5 days, now), I feel like a ticking time bomb. I wish he would pop out, already. I want to hear his little squeaks and squirms from the car seat that is now in the back seat of our car. I want to see Jeremy holding his little boy. I want to fall asleep with him on my chest while watching TV. I want him!

Hurry up, my little man. Mama has a whole world to show you!

Sus’s Superfluous Strangeness

Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work? No. But I have blown a Nintendo cartridge.

What’s the largest age difference between yourself and someone you’ve dated? 3 years.

Ever been in a car wreck? I hit my mother in law’s house with the car. Does that count?

Were you popular in high school? Hahahahaha. Was I popular? WAS I POPULAR?!!! Yeah. That would be a no. Far from it.

Have you ever been on a blind date? Sadly yes. It sucked giant donkey balls.

Are looks important? I hate to sound shallow, but, yes. Looks are definitely important.

Do you have any friends that you’ve known for 10 years or more?? Why yes I do!

By what age would you like to be married? 27. Yeah, 27 is a good age. Hey look at that! I totally pulled it off!

Does the number of people a person’s slept with affect your view of them? Not really. I will think they are a dirty dirty whore no matter what.

Have you ever made a mistake? No. I have neber made a mistake. Ah fuck. Never mind.

Are you a good tipper? I think so. But I guess that all depends if the recipient was a good server.

What’s the most you have spent for a haircut? Fifty American dollars.

Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? Nope. Can’t say that I have.

Have you ever peed in public? Everyday of my life.

What song do you want played at your funeral? No Leaf Clover – Metallica (from the S&M Album)

Would you tell your parents if you were gay? Absolutely. And I hope they would do the same for me.

What would your last meal be before getting executed? The executor’s head.

Beatles or Stones? They are both good in my mind.

If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who? That one dude over there. No; not him. The other one.

Beer, wine or hard liquor? What are three things that I no longer partake of?

Do you have any phobias? Yes. I fear being fearful of things.

What are your plans for the future? To go back there. All I need is a BOLT OF LIGHTNING!

Do you walk around the house naked? All the time.

If you were an animal what would you be?


You Are a Pig


You are very intelligent, and you enjoy being around people. You can trust others easily.
You have great reasoning skills, and you are quick learner. You are able to adapt to most situations.

You tend to be very territorial and picky. You don’t like people messing with your stuff.
You have keen senses and reflexes. You can defend yourself well and quickly sense danger.

Would you rather be blind or deaf? I would like to be deaf AND blind in the left ear and eye. That way, every approach from that side is like a sneak attack and I would have an excuse to hone my ninja like powers!

Do you have any special talents? Besides having ninja like powers?

What do you do as soon as you walk in the house? Open the fridge, realize we have no food that interests me, close the fridge.

Do you like horror or comedy? A little of column A, little of column B.

If you weren’t straight, what person of the same sex would you do? Oh lord, where to begin?!

Where do you want to live when you are old? With Jeremy, in our home.

Who is the person you can count on the most? Jeremy, of course.

If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be? Davey Havok or Selma Blair.

What did you dream last night? That I was in labor.

What is your favorite sport to watch? I don’t watch sports.

What is your favorite alcoholic drink? It was a toss up between a Vodka Collins and a Long Island Iced Tea. But it has been over a decade since I have had alcohol of any kind.

Non alcoholic drink? Lately, it’s been milk. But I also love Diet Dr. Pepper and Mocha Frappacinos from Starbucks.

Have you ever been in love? Most definitely.

Do you sing in the shower? Nope. Can’t say that I do.

Have you ever been arrested? Not yet. I’m working on it.

Would you ever get plastic surgery? I would and I have.

Have you ever caught a fish? Almost. But a beaver came and took it right off my hook!

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Pronunciation: ’ā-tē • ’tü • ’fif-tē

8.jpg Days (from yesterday) until my due date!

2.jpg Number of hours spent playing Guitar Hero World Tour at work, yesterday. SO AWESOME!

5.jpg Days until my various Disneyland specials will be recorded. Oh glorious Travel Channel, how I have missed you!

0.jpg Amount of feeling yet to return to my hand. Sweet.

Everyday Life – Check Out My Sweet Coveralls!

Mmmm. Tastes like pea green soup.