Me at age 5.
Apparently I have a small (heh heh) place in my heart for midgets. These are all the little (ha…ok last time, I swear) searches that have brought people to this blog.
crying midget – I think this person may have been looking for a cheaper alternative to an organ grinder’s monkey. Midgets also throw less poo.
italian midgets – I wonder if this search also brought up links to Joe Pesci and Ralph Macchio?
nude midget – Sadly, this person was trying to find an image of a penis, larger than his, to use as his avatar on Match.com.
midget in thong – Do you really want to see that?
gay midget cowboy – Here you go.
midgets and christmas lights – Ah! Two different kinds of holiday magic….also known as elves.
shitting midgets – As in midgets that are shitting or one who is shitting midgets? If the latter, I think you should seek medical attention.
midgets on a bike – I think this is the same person that was searching for the “crying midget.” Once again, they just illustrate what a cheap bastard they are when it comes to finding birthday party entertainment.
Disclaimer: No midgets were physically harmed in the writing of this post.