Just a Quiet Evening at Home

Jeremy: That was so much shit. If I hadn’t flushed three times, it would have tickled my ass.

Me:
Ha ha! Sick.

Jeremy: You are going to put that on your blog, aren’t you?

Me: No.

Jeremy:
There was so much shit, if I hadn’t flushed three times, it would have done chalk drawings on my ass. Put that on your blog and smoke it!

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5 Responses

  1. I’ll smoke it!

  2. Nice, very nice!

  3. HILARIOUS! I wish i could live your life, just for a day…you guys crack me up!

  4. Glad I’m not the only one who has to do multiple flushes to get the job done.

  5. oh my goodness! Actually if you think about it, shit is pretty interesting stuff. Shapes, volume, consistency…all that. Gross, but interesting.

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