Spransy Quote of the Day

Jenn: So Fabian and Dieter have this gag dildo…

Jeremy: Yeah…not a good word to describe that…

Said during Jenn’s attempt at telling a story about an ongoing practical joke among her friends.

Spransy Quote of the Day

” If I roll La Chaim, you owe me five bucks.”

– said by my nephew, Rily, to my brother, Pete, while playing with a dreidel he found among the Christmas decorations.

Spransy Quote of the Day

Conversation that occurred after learning the name of my mom’s fellow teacher, Mr. Sprunt.

Dad: Isn’t that a feminine hygiene product?

Jeremy: Is that hyphenated?

Dad: I think it’s hymen-ated.

Spransy Quote of the Day

“He’s a Hoyle Mohel!”

– Said by Jeremy after seeing the world champion card thrower cut a hot dog in half with a playing card.

Spransy Quote of the Day

“It will all work out fine. I have loved you kids, and your retardedness, all your lives.”

Said to me by my mom during a conversation about worries I have on occasion about Rocket being a healthy child.

Spransy Quote of the Day

I don’t actually remember what the conversation was that resulted in this, but I love how this illustrates the kind of relaxed, humourous relationship between Jeremy and my dad. I was reminded of this by the last line of Miss Grace’s post, today.

Jeremy: Why don’t you go fuck yourself?!

Dad: Well that doesn’t sound like such a bad idea!

Spransy Quote of the Day

* This conversations ensued when my nephew came out wearing a ridiculous pumpkin-faced sweater he found in our grandma’s costume bin.*

Dad: What does the “O” stand for in Jack O’ Lantern? Probably Oliver. Jack Oliver Lantern.

Jeremy: You’re gonna jack all over what?