Scene: Watching a Third Eye Blind concert on t.v.
Me: I can never take this guy seriously, because of his stupid lisp.
Jer: *as if sharing an interesting tidbit of information* Well I think he’s totally gay.
Me: *laughing at Jer* No, I think he just has a speech impediment.
Jer: *in all seriousness* You can’t just have a speech impediment, I think you actually have to be gay.