Sthemi-Charmed Kind of Life, Baby!

Scene: Watching a Third Eye Blind concert on t.v.

Me: I can never take this guy seriously, because of his stupid lisp.

Jer: *as if sharing an interesting tidbit of information* Well I think he’s totally gay.

Me: *laughing at Jer* No, I think he just has a speech impediment.

Jer: *in all seriousness* You can’t just have a speech impediment, I think you actually have to be gay.