Spransy Quote of the Weekend – Portland Style

This weekend Jeremy, my parent’s, and I went to Portland. These are some of the choice things heard during that trip.

*Said while driving into the parking lot of our hotel*
Mom: Get out of the way, dickhead.

Dad: Sir, your head looks like a dick.

*Said while on the way to The Grotto, The National Sanctuary of Our Sorrowful Mother*
Mom: This sanctuary better be serene or I’m going to be fucking pissed.

*Said while relating a past banana split experience*
Dad: I ordered a banana split once, and when I reached the end I realized there was no freaking banana! When I told the waitress she said, ‘Do you want me to bring you a banana?’ No! You can take that banana and shove it up your banana shove space!

*Said after Jer expressed concern over setting the dirty stroller wheels on my mom’s sweater*
Dad: It wouldn’t be the first time my dirty wheels have been on that sweater.

*Said in defense of his earlier comments*
Dad: I don’t say things that are dirty, I make innuendos. I just follow it up by saying I don’t know what that means.

Me: Right, because that makes it ok.

Dad: Hey, “dirty wheels” isn’t dirty.

Me: It is when you say it.

My Moon is Spinning

This week my post is in Moonspun’s house, so go check it out! She kicks major patootie. That’s right. I just said, “patootie.” So suck it.

On a sadder note, I think this will be my last post for a while. Sorry for leaving you so abruptly, but it’s time. I have spent so much time concerned over other people’s live and interests that I have started to neglect my own. So, I am taking a break. Whether this is forever, or just a few months, I don’t know. But for now I am saying good bye.

Thank you for letting me share my life with you, and for sharing yours with me.

Word to your mother,
Sus and Rocket.